The Egg Diet

So as I bitched to my friend the other night about being fat, yet again. (If I exercised as much as I bitched I would be skinny by now, but I won't, hence the eggs.) We went on and on about how hard it is to lose weight. It never use to be like this. If we tried we could always do it. Have we reached that point in our life where we have to exercise and eat right? Guess so. Damn we are only 25 I thought your metabolism didn't start really slowing down till 30. Of course we both blame it on our babies. People are right when they say after baby your body won't ever be the same. I know your thinking, "Isn't your baby 7 months old now." And my answer to you is @*&%$# YOU!!! Hell my friend's baby is 18 months and I still believe her when she says it' the baby fat. (We are in denial together and that's all that matters. Although me more than her b/c at least she has lost some weight.) Okay, back to my egg diet. So we need a quick way to lose weight, ya know a jump start. One that doesn't involve diet pills b/c they are $2.00/pill. (I think street drugs are cheaper than that.) So my friend says, "ya know you can lose five pounds in three days by eating only eggs. As unappealing as eggs sound I could do anything for three days. This diet works, OMG it works!!!!! By day 2 and 1/2 I was down 4lbs and that was weighing in the middle of the day and I had to pee. Can't wait till tomorrow. I will weigh myself first thing in the morning after I pee but before I drink or eat anything. Now I know you are thinking, "nothing but eggs?" Well, mostly. For example, today I had three scrambled eggs with cheese and salsa for breakfast with coffee with Splenda to sweeten. For lunch I had egg salad, and for dinner spinach and feta quiche without the crust. I will update you all Sunday with total number of pounds lost. But I highly recommend this for a jump start into losing weight.